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#26 2013-05-11 16:58:17

DanielM
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Re: JOTD

^^^worst joke ever!!!! I love my sbss rounds


Don't be shy....Stack it high!!

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#27 2013-05-12 01:29:45

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Re: JOTD

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Last edited by bordsilver (2013-05-12 02:55:52)


The only good tax is a repealed tax.

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#28 2013-05-13 04:01:31

boston
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Re: JOTD

One day a woman walked into the kitchen and saw her husband trying to kill a fly with a swatter in his hand.
"What are you doing?" asked the wife.
"I'm hunting these damn flies!" replied the husband.
"Really," said the wife, "Have you killed any yet?"
"Yeah," replied the husband, "Three males and two females!"
"Yeah?" asked the wife, "How can you tell the difference?"
"Easy," replied the husband, "Three were on the beer can and two were on the phone!"


Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright, until you hear them speak...

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#29 2013-05-13 05:09:16

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Re: JOTD

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children
What their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came out: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
However, Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him about his father ..
Billy responded: "My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is
really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let
them sleep with him."
The teacher quickly sent the other children outside with some work and
took little Billy aside to ask him if what he'd said was really true.
"No" said Billy ,"He plays AFL football for the Collingwood Football Club
but I was just too embarrassed to say …"
--------------------------

A Collingwood supporter walks into a pub with a seagull on his shoulder. The barman says - where did you get that? The seagull says - down the tip - there's thousands of them!

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#30 2013-05-13 05:52:19

valuecreator
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Re: JOTD

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Wealth is built on the buy.

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#31 2013-05-13 07:32:44

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Re: JOTD

mmm....shiney! wrote:

Robin Wiiliams and "Golf"

Ah, Robin Williams Live on Broadway - that's going to be a classic like Eddie Murphy Delirious.

Any standup routine with a koala dick reference is gold smile


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#32 2013-05-14 07:40:11

wrcmad
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Re: JOTD

Maybe needs posting in barter thread?

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Anything is possible, but not everything is probable.  wink

Manipulation..... If you want to continually subscribe to this idea then get out of precious metals. Only a fool would play a game that is completely rigged. As you still are in the game, I would say that you are not completely convinced of the manipulation ...

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#33 2013-05-14 07:47:53

mmm....shiney!
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Re: JOTD

He does need to be invited to this forum, check out his Leo DiCapriano watch ad.  lol

Or whateverhisfuckinname is

Last edited by mmm....shiney! (2013-05-14 07:48:21)


The woolgrower's target shall be the good thriving of his flock and its pastures, and so of himself and those whose livelihoods depend on his enterprise.
"The Woolgrower's Companion", 1906.

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#34 2013-05-14 22:14:46

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Re: JOTD

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The only good tax is a repealed tax.

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#35 2013-05-15 09:55:58

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Re: JOTD

Not really a joke but i just realised my new pj's have pockets. Now i wont need to hold stuff while i sleep.

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#36 2013-05-15 10:51:32

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Re: JOTD

Marsi wrote:

Not really a joke but i just realised my new pj's have pockets. Now i wont need to hold stuff while i sleep.

Need your keys when you sleepwalk and your drivers licence when you sleep drive.


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Now reading: Coming Apart - The State of America by Charles Murray.

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#37 2013-05-15 12:28:59

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Re: JOTD

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#38 2013-05-17 22:04:25

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Re: JOTD

I know its an old joke but it keeps getting funnier

lol lol BITCOIN lol lol

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#39 2013-05-19 06:42:41

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Re: JOTD

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#40 2013-05-21 21:07:58

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Re: JOTD

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel peace prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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#41 2013-05-21 21:10:26

ausau
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Re: JOTD

A dyslexic walks into a bra......

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#42 2013-05-21 21:32:22

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Re: JOTD

I was dyslexic and it's unkind to poke fun.






I'm KO now.

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#43 2013-05-23 17:54:36

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Re: JOTD

Fun trivia:

Julia Gillard's name in Chinese is Li Ying Kow. big_smile


The only good tax is a repealed tax.

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#44 2013-05-23 19:44:59

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Re: JOTD

Guido Fawkes a Anarchic hero lol

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#45 2013-05-23 20:27:01

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Re: JOTD

bordsilver wrote:

Fun trivia:

Julia Gillard's name in Chinese is Li Ying Kow. big_smile

and when translated back to english again its Fraudulent Bovine, who would have ever guessed?

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#46 2013-05-23 20:35:40

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Re: JOTD

JulieW wrote:

I was dyslexic and it's unkind to poke fun.

I'm KO now.

Old MacDonald was dyslexic, E O M B Q S


The price we pay for the good life is public servitude.

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#47 2013-05-24 04:40:43

Marsi
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Re: JOTD

Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
Because the cow has the udder.

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#48 2013-05-25 11:29:30

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Re: JOTD

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SILVER IS SILVER
GOLD IS GOLD
SILVER IS MONEY

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#49 2013-05-25 20:49:00

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Re: JOTD

The Jewish Tie Salesman

A fleeing Taliban terrorist, desperate for water, was
plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the mirage, only to find a very frail little old Jewish man standing at a small makeshift display rack - selling ties.

The Taliban terrorist asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

The Taliban shouted hysterically, "Idiot Infidel! I do not
need such an over-priced western adornment.

I spit on your ties. I need water!"

"Sorry, I have none - just ties - pure silk - and only $5."

Pahh! A curse on your ties, I should wrap one around your scrawny little neck and choke the life out of you but... I must conserve my energy and find water!"

"Okay," "Okay" said the little old Jewish man,"It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie from me or that you hate me, threaten my life and call me infidel. I will show you that I am bigger than any of that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a restaurant. It has the finest food and all the ice-cold water you need...

Go In Peace."

Cursing him again, the desperate Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he crawled back, almost dead and gasped...

"They won't let me in without a tie!!"


tongue


Cheers Markcoinoz

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#50 2013-05-25 20:57:07

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Re: JOTD

It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day.
After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler ..."Seamus ... Seamus ... the wind is cutt'n me chest out!"
"Well, Paddy my lad," said Seamus, "why don't you take your jacket off and turn it from front to back ... that'll block the wind for you."
So Paddy took Seamus' advice and turned his jacket from front to back and got back on the bike and the two of them were off down the road again.
After a bit, Seamus turned to talk to Paddy and was horrified to see that Paddy was not there.
Seamus immediately turned the bike around and retraced their route. When after a short time he came to a turn and saw a bunch of farmers standing around Paddy who was sitting on the ground.
"T'anks be to heaven, is he alright?" Seamus hailed to the farmers.

"Well," said one of the farmers, " he was alright when we found him here .. but when we turned his head back to front .. he hasn't said a word since!"


Cheers Markcoinoz

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